Causal link between breathing and death found.
Local man charged with "crimes against reality."
There is no sun and no moon. What even are those?
Today: Chance for [̡̡̰̠̮͓̥̝̺̮̫͎͆̔͒͊͐̾̔ͧ̌̅͢͞ͅH̴̦̘͙̥̻͖͓͓̪̙̮̦̩̣̼͎͇̤̬̳͗͗̀ͬ̽̃ͤͦ͐ͫͮ̊̉̕͜͝A̶̵̷̦̳̫̤̲͔̲̎ͩͯͥͣ͋ͩ̄̚_̸̖̣͙͂̒̾̅̉ͩZ̴͍͓̻̓ͭͤ͋ͦ͛ͧ_̵̸̢̛̲̫̀̂ͥ͆̅̇̎̿ͩ̈ͣͬ̇ͅ_̝̳̪ͪ̆A̸̵̼͇̻̒͐̊̿̇͂ͩ̚͟͢_̨̧̜̱͚͓̩͉ͣ̎ͪ̊̀̔̄͐ͣͪ͌͘͢͜͞_͈̘͙ͧͮͅ_R̢̢̨̡̘̩͓̲͕̪̰̣̤̪ͯͮ̿̇ͯ̀ͥ̃̊̾͘͢͝͠͠ͅḊ̳̎]̷̧̟̙̯̫̥͍͔͙̘͉̋ͬ̍̏̓͟͢͝
Stay indoors and wait for peace.